Alright, you fuckers who are passengers in my car, the following applies to you.

• Take your fucking rubbish with you. Treat my car with some respect.
• No smoking in my car anymore. It fucking reeks like a day old dead cat. I don’t want to smell cigarette smoke while driving and I sure as hell don’t want ash on my back seats.
• Whatever you leave in my car will be thrown out within five days, even if it isn’t rubbish.